28 Funny “Period Pain Quotes” That Will Make You Forget Your Pain

Life by Ronit Cytheria

There's always that period of the month that ladies have to face. And during that time, they have to endure pain, bloating, and mood swings. We know that it's very challenging and want to make it easier for you. So we created this collection of period pain quotes, which are perfect for you.

1

I wish the suffering caused by periods would burn some calories.
2

Cramps caused by periods feel more like fighting ninjas inside your body.
3

Menstrual cramps feel like Satan's wife is having a battle inside my stomach.
4

Some painkillers don't seem to work for my period pains.
5

Period pains always put crazy thoughts inside my head.
6

Girl on her periods, having a gun can create some great Guinness world records.
7

Having periods every month is an unwanted subscription to Satan's waterfalls.
8

Women are unpredictable during her periods because of severe mood swings.
9

Bloodstains caused by periods make bed sheets seem like a distorted flag.
10

Girls have severe pains and mood swings during periods. So bear with them.
11

Periods cause women to experience extreme emotions and mood swings.
12

Period pains make you feel you're getting punished for not being pregnant.
13

You get a unique perspective of things when your periods begin.
14

I wish there was a digital app to help others understand the turmoils of periods.
15

No one has ever defeated the pains of menstrual cramps.
16

Periods are like a statement fully typed with a keyboard stuck on caps lock.
17

I wish I could have made an agreement with my uterus about monthly cramps.
18

Periods feels like there's something heavy resting on your uterus.
19

I wish there was a way for others to experience the pains of period cramps.
20

The pain caused by cramps is like a hard punch to the crotch.
21

I wish periods would last for an hour instead of a week.
22

Some women use those thin, white, blood-sucking things called tampons during their periods.
23

Menstrual bleeding gives rise to phantoms in this world.
24

It's not wise to upset women during their periods.
25

Cramps feel like the trailer in a childbirth movie.
26

Being happy during periods is like a hopeless, mythical desire.
27

Get ready women! Now it's time to bear your pain with grace.
28

It takes strength and courage to bleed for a week and stay alive.

We are aware of the pains women face during periods. And sometimes, painkillers do not ease the aches and discomfort. So we hope the funny period quotes gave you lots of fun and laughter. Reading them helps to relieve stress and lightens your mood. Also, share period quotes with your friends and loved ones to encourage them.