30 Funny Captions for Instagram

Life by Ankita

Instagram is one of the most popular apps of our time. Many people have phenomenal Instagram feeds. They have uplifting content and beautiful pictures that can bring a smile to anyone's face. Through the right kind of pictures and stories, you can also build a wonderful Instagram profile. Here you'll find some wonderful funny captions for Instagram that you can use on your account.

Here is our selection of funny Instagram quotes.

  • 1

    The best accessory is your lover or romantic interest.

  • 2

    Having a girlfriend is expensive.

  • 3

    Marriage is both love and war mixed together.

  • 4

    Midnight snacks are incredibly tempting.

  • 5

    There's always a good reason to eat cake.

  • 6

    It's hard to resist pizza.

  • 7

    You deserve someone who puts in a lot of effort for you.

  • 8

    You are not interested in sugar-coating the truth.

  • 9

    A shot of vodka can help ease one's worries and stresses.

  • 10

    Nothing is more important than taking a selfie.

  • 11

    Your life is very complicated.

  • 12

    You have turned your best friend into a living monster.

  • 13

    You can't help but find a way to do forbidden things.

  • 14

    The combination of a nice dinner and good wine is always a winner.

  • 15

    At least something finds you attractive.

  • 16

    You couldn't care less.

  • 17

    Your laziness is legendary.

  • 18

    You love swearing and Fridays.

  • 19

    You may be short in height but your attitude is grand.

  • 20

    You don't want others to waste their time studying you.

  • 21

    You have reached a point where you don't give a damn anymore.

  • 22

    Handling you is no easy task.

  • 23

    Don't be someone who constantly worries; be proactive instead.

  • 24

    A nice brownie can always lift your spirits.

  • 25

    Eating lunch is your favorite form of exercise.

  • 26

    Caterpillars seem to have everything going for them.

  • 27

    You can use an apple as a weapon to attack someone.

  • 28

    There is no fun in being normal.

  • 29

    You are hopelessly missing that one special person.

  • 30

    You are special, not weird.

These funny captions for Instagram are extremely entertaining to read. We hope you find a handful of ideas that you can incorporate in your feed. Being funny and witty never gets old. Besides, the world can always use some humor and laughter.

Do you have any favorite witty captions for Instagram?