30 Funny Marriage Quotes and Sayings

Marriage is a beautiful bond that brings two strangers together to start a family of their own. However, the path of living together as a married couple is hardly ever a smooth one. Every couple struggles with it in one way or another. These funny marriage quotes perfectly encapsulate the challenges and ironies of married life.

Here is our selection of funny wedding quotes.

• 1

  Don't marry a person without knowing his/her nature.

  

• 2

  Marriage is more utilitarian than pleasurable.

  

• 3

  Marriage wakes you up to the realities of life.

  

• 4

  Both men and women get married expecting the wrong thing.

  

• 5

  In a good marriage, a wife wouldn't see much and a husband wouldn't hear much.

  

• 6

  The happiness ended when we step into marriage

  

• 7

  Marriage requires a couple to make a lot of sacrifices.

  

• 8

  Offering to do the dishes can end a lot of marital problems.

  

• 9

  You can always gain something out of a marriage.

  

• 10

  Marriage often feels like a major blunder.

  

• 11

  There is no secret to a happy marriage.

  

• 12

  The insanity of being in love can be cured through marriage.

  

• 13

  The wife is usually the real boss.

  

• 14

  People feel obliged to change their Facebook status after marriage.

  

• 15

  Husbands usually prefer to do the easiest type of housework.

  

• 16

  There are always contradictions and conflicts in marriage.

  

• 17

  No wife can tolerate her husband talking too closely with another woman.

  

• 18

  Be careful in choosing your spouse; once married, ignore their flaws.

  

• 19

  Marriage ends a man's life in many ways.

  

• 20

  Living together after marriage is never an easy task.

  

• 21

  Marriage gives us space to fight with another person.

  

• 22

  Every woman dreams of marrying a wealthy and generous husband.

  

• 23

  Men create their own problems by choosing to get married.

  

• 24

  If you forget your wife's birthday once, she'll keep reminding you of it every year.

  

• 25

  The wife usually influences all of her husband's decisions.

  

• 26

  You get to experience many facets of your wife.

  

• 27

  It's impossible to find the perfect wife.

  

• 28

  It's not that hard to tell when a married couple is having a fight.

  

• 29

  Wives never like to accept their mistakes.

  

• 30

  For a good marriage, never go to bed while you're mad at each other.

  

We hope that these funny marriage quotes brought a smile to your face. All jokes aside, it is definitely worth getting married. The kind of love one experiences with one's spouse and children is unparalleled. If you are scared of getting married, then you might be missing out on something truly incredible.

Do you have any favorite funny wedding quotes?