Police officer is a highly debated profession. While these armed men in uniforms are supposed to protect their fellow citizens from harm, some go astray.
However, there are a number of funny police quotes from all over the world. Check out these amazing police quotes that will amuse you in your free time.
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Call the police... or just order pizza, it will come sooner.
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Faith alone cannot ensure that rules are observed.
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Fear of the police does not prevent you from respecting them.
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If a police state works well, there will no need for the police force.
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If you have faith in the goodness of people, observe them when there are no police.
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Marriage is an institution of friendship recognized by the police.
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The police are doing an amazing job fighting terrorism.
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A good metaphor is hard to find, so even the police must look for one.
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Nobody has the right to police the entire world.
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The police are easiest to like from a safe distance.
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The police focus only on what matters most to them.
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Both your girlfriend and the police can lead you to lie.
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The police are up for auction to the highest bidder.
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Policing is a profession that is rarely morally clear.
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For your own preservation, don't hit a cop car.
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Policing is not an easy job in the modern day.
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Police officers must keep in mind that the law applies to everyone.
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Policemen are some of the least admired figures in today's society.
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Police, firefighters, and the army put their lives on the line to protect ours.
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While the police don't create chaos themselves, they are a force for chaos at times.
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A policemen, a park and a girl are ingredients for comedy.
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Commit a crime the police feel foolish for reporting and you'll never be caught.
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The police vary from one country to another.
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When around the police, follow your instincts.
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Truth is the foundation of freedom; the police are not exempt from being truthful.
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In superhero movies, it never occurs to anyone to simply call the police.
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When laws don't have the support of the people, no one can truly enforce them.
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When the value of two words is the same, how different are their meanings?
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There is a cause-and-effect relationship between where you come from and what you choose.
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When there is mutual cooperation in place, the police and courts of law become less important.