30 Short And Funny Birthday Wishes

You don't need a lengthy message to wish someone a happy birthday. But, it's important to let loved ones know you care. So, send some short birthday wishes to them on their special day.

And celebrate with others by sending simple birthday wishes that will inspire them.

• 1

  Let's laugh until it hurts and do something stupid together.

  

• 2

  There are similarities between birthdays and vacations.

  

• 3

  Yes, I've been drinking to celebrate your birthday.

  

• 4

  Wisdom of old age wouldn't stop you from doing stupid things.

  

• 5

  Birthdays have their side effects - wrinkles and creaky old bones.

  

• 6

  You are as perfect as I am.

  

• 7

  We keep each other sane.

  

• 8

  Not all things get better with age and that reminds me of you.

  

• 9

  You're the least famous person born on your birthday.

  

• 10

  There wasn't enough space on your cake for the candles this year.

  

• 11

  If you have some illegal wishes, this one's for you.

  

• 12

  I hope that you'll leave me a big inheritance.

  

• 13

  They are the ones to choose your nursing home soon, so treat your kids well.

  

• 14

  We all have that one dinosaur friend.

  

• 15

  As you age, we realize your surgeon did a fantastic job with the facelift.

  

• 16

  You don't have all your teeth, but it's a sweet smile anyway.

  

• 17

  Relax, you're still younger than you'll be next year.

  

• 18

  I'd be a perfect present for your birthday, but I can't fit into an envelope.

  

• 19

  You look terrific for your age.

  

• 20

  Women hide their age, while men are always childish.

  

• 21

  If you like grim humor, this one is for you.

  

• 22

  It's your special day so you can eat as much cake as you want.

  

• 23

  A firefighter can help you blow out those candles.

  

• 24

  Those birthdays keep accumulating.

  

• 25

  You need a telescope to look that far in the distance.

  

• 26

  Focus on the positive side of life.

  

• 27

  Thanks for always being older than me.

  

• 28

  It's so amazing that you don't look a year older than 185.

  

• 29

  You were young in the era of dinosaurs and cave art.

  

• 30

  If you're picky, you may not get a birthday present at all.

  

There's a secret about sending the best birthday greetings that everyone should know. Those messages should always be funny and heart-warming. And short birthday wishes are perfect for greeting your loved ones on their birthday.

Also, our "short funny birthday wishes" will bring laughter to your loved ones. These birthday wishes will also make them feel better about their age.