When you hear about your friend getting engaged to the love of their life, you can't wait to congratulate them. However, if you're really good friends, you may want to tease them about how hard getting married is.
Choose from one of our top 30 funny engagement quotes to congratulate your friend on the engagement – with a little humor and sarcasm!
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Marriage has three parts: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Prepare for constant fights.
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You may want to kill each other.
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Marriages are hard; they sometimes clash with the decor.
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You may both be miserable in a marriage.
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Say goodbye to your social life.
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Congratulations on your misery.
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You have a new boss now.
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May you frustrate your partner forever.
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Here come more promises.
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Engagements can seem daunting.
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There are no couples that don't fight.
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You're lucky to have found each other.
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Bridesmaids are excited about shopping.
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It's time to let yourselves go.
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Congratulations on finding a girl!
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All the fun is going out of your life.
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Delay the wedding.
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Planning weddings is a pain.
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You're going to change.
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Husbands are like babies.
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Pain is headed your way.
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The wife is always right.
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Give her a gorgeous ring.
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More parties are headed our way.
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I know all your secrets and I want a luxurious and special engagement party.
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You'll learn your lesson.
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Prepare for disappointments in your marriage.
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Engagements can be crazy.
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Cheers on your engagement.
Wishes
